Ten Things Edward II Would Never Say to Piers Gaveston
1. Really, Piers, you know how it is: Isabella’s needs must come first!
2. Not tonight, Piers, I have a headache.
3. Exile! Now that’s an excellent idea! Why didn’t I think of that before?
4. You really need to do something about all that nose hair!
5. No, really - I do have a headache!
6. If you’re thinking I’m bending over with you around, you’ve got another thought coming!
7. God’s teeth! Put some clothes on will you!
8. I think it’s time we took a break from each other. How does Ireland sound?
9. Did I mention I have a headache?
10. No, that’s fine - if you want to go and play with Lancaster, be my guest.
Posted by Jules Frusher, March 2008